Some people are alive only, because it s illegal to kill them

In my house i? M the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Some people are alive only, because it? S illegal to kill them. I shouldn? T be allowed to go on when i? M drunk! Whenever i have a problem, i just sing, then i realize my voice is worse than my problem. I wonder what happens when the doctor? S wife eats an apple a day? Where the hell am i, and how did i get here? Are you a banker because i? D like you to leave me a loan.